|Geoffrey Pimlott, The Shape of Colour, at the Royal Watercolour Society spring exhibition |
(apologies for light reflection and poor quality - the original was fab)
The rules are simple: take an issue of Time Out, open a page at random, then stab your finger somewhere on it without looking. Then you have to go to whatever gig/club/play/event/restaurant/exhibition it is that you have chanced upon. The first time I played this game, straight after reading about it in Time Out itself, my finger landed on a perfectly respectable mainstream film. But I didn't go.
This past week, with a sudden urge to get out of the house and a four-hour window in which to do so, I decided to give it another whirl. I ended up on page 63 and Cake International at the ExCel Centre: "For the growing community of Londoners who choose to express themselves through the medium of cake, this three-day event..." Aware that this might have been a pivotal life-changing moment, but not having three days to spare, I shortened the odds by confining myself to a single page of the Art listings.
Which is how I found myself on the deck of HMS Belfast in the rain.
|Hew Locke "art intervention" aboard HMS Belfast|
To be fair, it was not just for the ship itself, which I have resisted visiting for all the decades I have been in London - my dear, it's so dreadfully grey - but for an "art intervention" by Hew Locke, whose kitsch, surreal, disturbing but highly decorative work I have admired for years. The ironically titled The Tourists (until Sept 7, £16 for admission to ship) imagines the former Royal Navy cruiser arriving in Trinidad in 1962 in time for Carnival, with the crew - the mannequins of sailors that are a part of the normal display - wearing appropriate costume. It took me ten minutes to come across my first figure, above, but the effect was startling.
|Sailors dress up for the Trinidad Carnival|
The concept was admirable: the imagining of an "alternative history", exploring ideas of Cold War change and uncertainty, global power relationships, visible symbols of superiority, and colonialism. But in such a vast, imposing ship both participants suffered. The art was diluted and compromised and HMS Belfast lost a bit of its dignity. The general visitors, many of them foreign, were bemused and irritated. "It's not fair," I overheard one complain. "The kids want to see the figures properly." Bravo to the Imperial War Museum for commissioning the piece; bravo to Locke for rising to the challenge. But I don't think it was never going to work.
And so to my second lucky dip: Sally Smart: The Choreography of Cutting (Purdy Hicks gallery, until April 25): Not, as I had feared, an exploration of FGM, but "Collages of female figures inspired by the dancer Martha Graham's involvement in Aaron Copland's 1944 production of Appalachian Spring". Even so, not really my thing. But rules, even bent ones, are rules, and away I went.
|Sally Smart: The Choreography of Cutting|
London can drain you physically, but it is also capable of injecting a shot of pure adrenaline straight into the brain. The large, raw collages of paper, paint, print and fabric - canvas, gingham, velvet, even free machine embroidery - with some of the pieces pinned straight on to the wall, left me breathless with their swirling energy.
|Machine embroidery detail|
Notes on a giant blackboard offered hints of collaborations and influences, including the collage artist Hannah Hoch, the German artist who was one of the originators of photomontage and whose work I found so powerful at the Whitechapel Gallery last year. The dance references went over my head, but the rest of my body wanted to kick up its heels and throw my own carefully cut out and arranged textile collages up in the air.
|Collage of print and paint on canvas and velvet|
Walking back along the river past Tate Modern and then the Globe, overlooked by St Paul's and the Shard, I came across the Royal Watercolour Society's spring exhibition at Bankside Gallery, and had just enough time to pop in.
|Just passing. . .|
Most works were rather safe, some of them derivative, but many were gloriously delicious in a way that only watercolour can be delicious. So much so, that I am very tempted to go back and buy a portfolio piece by Jill Leman, whose flower pieces I came across in Cornwall last autumn.
To paraphrase Johnson, I reckon if you're tired of London, you're probably just tired.
|Coming soon to Tate Modern....|